Rated Z: Roadkill Jesus
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Rated Z: Roadkill Jesus

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The world has gone to hell inside and outside the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Norman, Oklahoma. Former porn stars Dick Shooter and Bunny Hole help Pastor Bob to get control over the congregation amidst the chaos of what appears to be a zombie apocalypse. While other opportunists rise to the occasion, the source of the plague comes into focus. As leaders emerge and alliances form, the living seem more dangerous than the dead. 

WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING:

"Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton meet Beavis and Butthead in this ridiculous raucous romp -- totally politically incorrect dark humor," -- A Literary Critic

"So this is what you really get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park!" -- A Political Commentator

"I laughed my ass off!" -- Enna Ma

"I nearly pissed my pants!" -- I P Dailey

"Is the author any relation to Bram Stoker?" -- nitwit social media post

"Required reading in all of my prison camps!" -- Rocket Man

"Clearly the coda of the zombie craze - thank the Lord and pass me my Kindle!" -- Another Literary Critic  

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

We now believe everything told you about author Brahm Stroker and his origins is just pure silliness. The publisher has engaged in an investigation to get to the bottom of this as quickly as possible. In the meantime, the manuscript was just too good to pass up. So we are proceeding to publish without any certainty who the gentleman, or lady, is. To be truthful, we never saw the person who passed the manuscript under the barrier between bathroom stalls in the Baltimore-Washington International airport back in late 2017. The contract had been pushed back and forth in the same manner--negotiated via quiet whispers between stall occupants. Lord only knows what the many visitors passing through on their way to and from the urinals thought was going on. The only clue was a pair of very large black leather shoes--probably Allen Edmonds.  Fortunately, no one called security. Mr. Stoker, per our agreement, insisted we leave first and not look back. Who or what left that stall that day remains a mystery ... for now.  

WARNING! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THOSE EASILY OFFENDED SUCH AS REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS, INDEPENDENTS, SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS, SOCIALIST DEMOCRATS, DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS, WHIGS, BULL MOOSES, OR OTHER VERY STRANGE PERSONS! 


AUTHOR'S PERSONAL GUARANTEE:

I, Brahm Stroker, do hereby promise you, if you are not satisfied with my book for any reason, please email me at BStroker@verbotenbooks.com along with your proof of purchase. I will personally mail you three bucks.
On the other hand, and I really don't care what you are doing with your hands when you are reading my books, but on the other hand, if you enjoyed this book, please post a positive review on one or more websites. I would be eternally grateful, as would all of my imaginary friends.
Sincerely, 
BS


by Brahm Stroker
VERBOTEN BOOKS
Trade Paperback - 5 x 8 x 1
9781620060933
244 Pages
FICTION / Dystopian
FICTION / Fantasy / Humorous
FICTION / Horror 
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